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My step mom could not be any more fucking stupid and annoying.

Most to Least Likely to Fall in Love Fast

skin-and-ink:

monicam:

zodiac—signs:

Pisces
Cancer
Libra
Aries
Leo
Gemini
Virgo
Sagittarius
Scorpio
Capricorn
Aquarius
Taurus

Really? Because I’m a Pisces and ib find it next to impossible

I just want to move out and have an apartment, just me and my cat. That’ll be the life.

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

dlubes:

justlifeaslarry:

dlubes:

*accidentally sucks 400 dicks at a party*

Sucking 1 or 2 dicks at a party is an accident. Sucking 400 is determination.

no it was an accident